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Yanagi; Morning. Your lip gloss looks cute today.
Shion; ………
Yanagi; (Today, there were finally no ambushes from any honeys. Tomorrow I might be able to go to school using the main road instead of the back way.)
Once the aftermath of my press conference dies down, I can leave it behind me and forget about it. I thought I’d returned to my normal life, but…
Shinya; Shigure, give me a hand! Girls are passing out everywhere, from the gate to the courtyard!
Yanagi; (?)
Shigure; Inquiries about that have been flooding in since this morning. Although they’ve all been about female students…
Chizuru; Dragon King Corporation’s staff is collecting them as we speak.
Watching my flustered classmates from the corner of my eye, I whispered to Minato, who was actually in the classroom in the morning for once.
Yanagi; Minato, did something happen?
Minato; The girls in our school don’t have any energy. I think maybe they slept with their stomachs uncovered last night.
Yanagi; ………
Mikage; Aren’t you looking a little uneasy, Mr. Lady-killer?
Yanagi; Of course not?
Minato; If you sleep without covering your stomach your body gets cold. We have to warm the girls up.
Mikage; Oh really~ We’re going to need a huge hot water bottle~
Yanagi; Mikage, why don’t you help them out?
Mikage; My body temperature is pretty low.
I didn’t feel like any more banter, and let out a small sigh.
Yanagi; I don’t really understand what the problem is, so I’ll leave any medical issues to our doctor, Shinya. Wouldn’t he be better-suited to that than me?
Suppose the girls’ deteriorating condition is my fault. By saying “let’s leave it to someone else”, everyone will understand I’m not taking responsibility without my having to give a reason why. However, if I do anything further I feel like I’ll probably become even more like someone who that person hates.
Chizuru; Yanagi.
Yanagi; Hm? Ah, it’s rare for you to start a conversation with-
Chizuru; Jin-san would like an audience with you. He requests your presence in the third year classroom after school.
Without waiting for my answer, Chizuru walked away.
Mikage; Ooh~♪
Yanagi; sigh
Jin; 60%. Do you know what that number represents?
The moment I entered the third year classroom, Jin-senpai threw this question at me. I could tell right away this was going to be trouble, but Chizuru was standing behind me as though blocking the door, so I couldn’t run away.
Yanagi; Um, what could it be… Is it the percentage of time you and Chizuru spend together in a day?
Jin; According to a survey by my company, it’s the ratio of single women. Currently, our country’s birth rate decreases every year, and in recent years it’s dropped below 1 million. If it continues to decline at this rate, it will threaten the survival of the nation.
Yanagi; I see, that’s a problem. So, why are you telling me this?
Chizuru; Presently, roughly 80% of Shinonome Gakuen’s female population is suffering from abnormal thirst and a decline in estrogen, as well as strange hallucinations of all men appearing to be vegetables, root vegetables and fruits.
Yanagi; Oh, really…?
Yanagi; (That must have been the cause of the uproar this morning.)
Jin; Furthermore, along with the decline in couples, the school’s happiness index has decreased sharply. If this continues, it will have an effect not only on Shinonome, but on our society as a whole! And this strange phenomenon only began after your press conference. You’re the cause. Do you disagree?
Yanagi; ……
I’d been evading the question, glossing over the truth and dropping the issue, but Jin-san was pinning me with a reproachful look that said he absolutely wouldn’t allow that.
Yanagi; That’s an unusual opinion for you, Jin-san. What makes you think that?
Jin; Never mind marriage, there is an increasing tendency for young people to think that even romance is too much trouble. But that isn’t the overwhelming opinion at Shinonome. Why is that? It’s because of you… Not only you, but H3 as a whole allows this school’s female students to feel hope and warmth.
Yanagi; I wasn’t playing with my kitties with such grandiose intentions.
Jin; It doesn’t matter what your intentions were, you played a significant role in this phenomenon, so you can’t just ignore the situation like you’re not involved.
Yanagi; You’re giving me too much credit. The girls may be a little upset right now, but as time passes they should return to normal, right?
Jin; …Hanabusa. You have a talent for making women happy.
Yanagi; ……
Yanagi; Ha, ahahaha!
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Yanagi; Morning. Your lip gloss looks cute today.
Shion; ………
Yanagi; (Today, there were finally no ambushes from any honeys. Tomorrow I might be able to go to school using the main road instead of the back way.)
Once the aftermath of my press conference dies down, I can leave it behind me and forget about it. I thought I’d returned to my normal life, but…
Shinya; Shigure, give me a hand! Girls are passing out everywhere, from the gate to the courtyard!
Yanagi; (?)
Shigure; Inquiries about that have been flooding in since this morning. Although they’ve all been about female students…
Chizuru; Dragon King Corporation’s staff is collecting them as we speak.
Watching my flustered classmates from the corner of my eye, I whispered to Minato, who was actually in the classroom in the morning for once.
Yanagi; Minato, did something happen?
Minato; The girls in our school don’t have any energy. I think maybe they slept with their stomachs uncovered last night.
Yanagi; ………
Mikage; Aren’t you looking a little uneasy, Mr. Lady-killer?
Yanagi; Of course not?
Minato; If you sleep without covering your stomach your body gets cold. We have to warm the girls up.
Mikage; Oh really~ We’re going to need a huge hot water bottle~
Yanagi; Mikage, why don’t you help them out?
Mikage; My body temperature is pretty low.
I didn’t feel like any more banter, and let out a small sigh.
Yanagi; I don’t really understand what the problem is, so I’ll leave any medical issues to our doctor, Shinya. Wouldn’t he be better-suited to that than me?
Suppose the girls’ deteriorating condition is my fault. By saying “let’s leave it to someone else”, everyone will understand I’m not taking responsibility without my having to give a reason why. However, if I do anything further I feel like I’ll probably become even more like someone who that person hates.
Chizuru; Yanagi.
Yanagi; Hm? Ah, it’s rare for you to start a conversation with-
Chizuru; Jin-san would like an audience with you. He requests your presence in the third year classroom after school.
Without waiting for my answer, Chizuru walked away.
Mikage; Ooh~♪
Yanagi; sigh
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Scene; Third year classroomJin; 60%. Do you know what that number represents?
The moment I entered the third year classroom, Jin-senpai threw this question at me. I could tell right away this was going to be trouble, but Chizuru was standing behind me as though blocking the door, so I couldn’t run away.
Yanagi; Um, what could it be… Is it the percentage of time you and Chizuru spend together in a day?
Jin; According to a survey by my company, it’s the ratio of single women. Currently, our country’s birth rate decreases every year, and in recent years it’s dropped below 1 million. If it continues to decline at this rate, it will threaten the survival of the nation.
Yanagi; I see, that’s a problem. So, why are you telling me this?
Chizuru; Presently, roughly 80% of Shinonome Gakuen’s female population is suffering from abnormal thirst and a decline in estrogen, as well as strange hallucinations of all men appearing to be vegetables, root vegetables and fruits.
Yanagi; Oh, really…?
Yanagi; (That must have been the cause of the uproar this morning.)
Jin; Furthermore, along with the decline in couples, the school’s happiness index has decreased sharply. If this continues, it will have an effect not only on Shinonome, but on our society as a whole! And this strange phenomenon only began after your press conference. You’re the cause. Do you disagree?
Yanagi; ……
I’d been evading the question, glossing over the truth and dropping the issue, but Jin-san was pinning me with a reproachful look that said he absolutely wouldn’t allow that.
Yanagi; That’s an unusual opinion for you, Jin-san. What makes you think that?
Jin; Never mind marriage, there is an increasing tendency for young people to think that even romance is too much trouble. But that isn’t the overwhelming opinion at Shinonome. Why is that? It’s because of you… Not only you, but H3 as a whole allows this school’s female students to feel hope and warmth.
Yanagi; I wasn’t playing with my kitties with such grandiose intentions.
Jin; It doesn’t matter what your intentions were, you played a significant role in this phenomenon, so you can’t just ignore the situation like you’re not involved.
Yanagi; You’re giving me too much credit. The girls may be a little upset right now, but as time passes they should return to normal, right?
Jin; …Hanabusa. You have a talent for making women happy.
Yanagi; ……
Yanagi; Ha, ahahaha!
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