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-Hanabusa Yanagi emergency press conference-
Mamoru; This press conference was suddenly announced overnight, so even we are not sure what news is about to emerge.
camera shutter sounds
Mamoru; --Ah! Hanabusa-kun has appeared! Facing a large number of cameras and female fans, he’s casually taking the podium! Some believe it may be an engagement announcement or something similar. All the female students of Shinonome are waiting with baited breath!
Yanagi; --Thank you for taking the time out of your busy lives to gather here today. I wanted to tell everyone involved all at once--
Yanagi; Starting today, I’m disbanding the Weekly Girls.¹
Mamoru; Wha…! Wh-wh-what does this mean!? Shinonome Gakuen’s esteemed pheromone three, H3’s Hanabusa-kun has...! The disbandment of the Weekly Girls, different girls that Hanabusa-kun dates depending on the day of the week, has been announced by the man himself!
Screams and commotion filled the auditorium. A security guard held up a riot shield to block a female student, lost in a state of confusion, who was trying to storm the stage.
Yanagi; Honey, sweetie, kitty, sugar… it's time for us to part ways.
Female students A&B; ……!!!!!!
Girls collapse
Mamoru; Ah-------- Hanabusa-kun's sinful farewell wink is knocking girls down! Everyone, please be careful! Hanabusa-kun, please tell us how you came to this decision so suddenly! Could it be the rumours that you're engaged are true…!
Yanagi; ………
Yanagi; Until now, the smiles of all my kitties have made me happy. Thank you. I don't want you to feel betrayed, but… For everyone’s sake, I think we should stop trying to make up for one another’s loneliness.
Female student B; No way…… I hate this…!!!!!!
Female student C; If he doesn’t take away my loneliness, the world may as well end…!!!
Mamoru; The auditorium has descended into chaos! Everyone, please clear a path so those who have fainted can be carried out!
Yanagi; ………
Mamoru; H3! What will happen to H3?!
Yanagi; Mm… This is the world-famous Shinonome, so I’m sure someone can replace me.
It’s said that on that day, the agonized cries in Shinonome Gakuen’s auditorium were reminiscent of a scene in Hell.
Entertaining the female students of Shinonome Gakuen’s eyes, hearts, ears and bodies, the esteemed pheromone three - Heaven’s three.
Overwhelming financial strength! A champion’s aura he’s possessed since birth! If you’re under his protection, you’ll be kept safe by his family and followers for a lifetime! A magnanimity that implores you to entrust your entire mind and body to him! His baritone voice makes eardrums tremble, grants wings to all women who hear it. They call him--
The commanding leader, “Absolute Charisma”, Ryugasaki Jin!
Just looking at him improves your eyesight! His beauty is his strength! A beauty who makes even the goddess of beauty, Aphrodite, run away barefoot! The many selfish requests that fall from his lips awaken maternal instincts! They call him--
Heaven’s flower garden, “Sucré Nuage”, Ushiwaka Minato!²
If he’s standing, you’re enraptured! If he’s sitting, you’re admiring him! He opens his mouth and he’s a feminist! A natural Mr. Pheromone! If your eyes meet his for even a second, you’re in heaven! They call him--
The enchanting prince, “Decadent Stallion”, Hanabusa Yanagi!
But now, this H3 that provided mutual indulgence to the women of the world-
Is facing its demise.
The day after the press conference. Outside the second year elite classroom, a large crowd of girls was trying to force their way into the room in protest.
Mikage; Aha. The door looks like it’s going to break.
Shigure; You’re so easygoing… This is no environment to hold a class in.
Yanagi; ………
Shinya; Yanagi-kun, are you really retiring from H3?
Yanagi; Rather than retiring… H3 is just a name someone came up with at some point. It’s not like we intentionally formed a group.
Minato; Does this mean Jin-san and I are H2 now~?
Chizuru; Surely you’re not trying to suggest your charisma is on even remotely the same level as Jin-san’s?
Kasuka; It was strange from the start for Yanagi-kun, who dazzles everyone with his sublime spirit and goodwill, to be lumped together with such an incarnation of sloth as you.
Shion; ...Haa, how annoying.
Shigure; Speaking of which, what brought on the change of heart? No matter how many complaints we received, you were never willing to change your behaviour.
Yanagi; A certain person spoke to me. They told me that being kind to so many Honeys is wrong.
Minato; ……?
next → ✧༺♥༻✧
-Hanabusa Yanagi emergency press conference-
Mamoru; This press conference was suddenly announced overnight, so even we are not sure what news is about to emerge.
camera shutter sounds
Mamoru; --Ah! Hanabusa-kun has appeared! Facing a large number of cameras and female fans, he’s casually taking the podium! Some believe it may be an engagement announcement or something similar. All the female students of Shinonome are waiting with baited breath!
Yanagi; --Thank you for taking the time out of your busy lives to gather here today. I wanted to tell everyone involved all at once--
Yanagi; Starting today, I’m disbanding the Weekly Girls.¹
Mamoru; Wha…! Wh-wh-what does this mean!? Shinonome Gakuen’s esteemed pheromone three, H3’s Hanabusa-kun has...! The disbandment of the Weekly Girls, different girls that Hanabusa-kun dates depending on the day of the week, has been announced by the man himself!
Screams and commotion filled the auditorium. A security guard held up a riot shield to block a female student, lost in a state of confusion, who was trying to storm the stage.
Yanagi; Honey, sweetie, kitty, sugar… it's time for us to part ways.
Female students A&B; ……!!!!!!
Girls collapse
Mamoru; Ah-------- Hanabusa-kun's sinful farewell wink is knocking girls down! Everyone, please be careful! Hanabusa-kun, please tell us how you came to this decision so suddenly! Could it be the rumours that you're engaged are true…!
Yanagi; ………
Yanagi; Until now, the smiles of all my kitties have made me happy. Thank you. I don't want you to feel betrayed, but… For everyone’s sake, I think we should stop trying to make up for one another’s loneliness.
Female student B; No way…… I hate this…!!!!!!
Female student C; If he doesn’t take away my loneliness, the world may as well end…!!!
Mamoru; The auditorium has descended into chaos! Everyone, please clear a path so those who have fainted can be carried out!
Yanagi; ………
Mamoru; H3! What will happen to H3?!
Yanagi; Mm… This is the world-famous Shinonome, so I’m sure someone can replace me.
It’s said that on that day, the agonized cries in Shinonome Gakuen’s auditorium were reminiscent of a scene in Hell.
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“H3”.Entertaining the female students of Shinonome Gakuen’s eyes, hearts, ears and bodies, the esteemed pheromone three - Heaven’s three.
Overwhelming financial strength! A champion’s aura he’s possessed since birth! If you’re under his protection, you’ll be kept safe by his family and followers for a lifetime! A magnanimity that implores you to entrust your entire mind and body to him! His baritone voice makes eardrums tremble, grants wings to all women who hear it. They call him--
The commanding leader, “Absolute Charisma”, Ryugasaki Jin!
Just looking at him improves your eyesight! His beauty is his strength! A beauty who makes even the goddess of beauty, Aphrodite, run away barefoot! The many selfish requests that fall from his lips awaken maternal instincts! They call him--
Heaven’s flower garden, “Sucré Nuage”, Ushiwaka Minato!²
If he’s standing, you’re enraptured! If he’s sitting, you’re admiring him! He opens his mouth and he’s a feminist! A natural Mr. Pheromone! If your eyes meet his for even a second, you’re in heaven! They call him--
The enchanting prince, “Decadent Stallion”, Hanabusa Yanagi!
But now, this H3 that provided mutual indulgence to the women of the world-
Is facing its demise.
☆━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━☆
Female students A&B; YNG! YNG! YNG! YNG!The day after the press conference. Outside the second year elite classroom, a large crowd of girls was trying to force their way into the room in protest.
Mikage; Aha. The door looks like it’s going to break.
Shigure; You’re so easygoing… This is no environment to hold a class in.
Yanagi; ………
Shinya; Yanagi-kun, are you really retiring from H3?
Yanagi; Rather than retiring… H3 is just a name someone came up with at some point. It’s not like we intentionally formed a group.
Minato; Does this mean Jin-san and I are H2 now~?
Chizuru; Surely you’re not trying to suggest your charisma is on even remotely the same level as Jin-san’s?
Kasuka; It was strange from the start for Yanagi-kun, who dazzles everyone with his sublime spirit and goodwill, to be lumped together with such an incarnation of sloth as you.
Shion; ...Haa, how annoying.
Shigure; Speaking of which, what brought on the change of heart? No matter how many complaints we received, you were never willing to change your behaviour.
Yanagi; A certain person spoke to me. They told me that being kind to so many Honeys is wrong.
Minato; ……?
next → ✧༺♥༻✧
¹; Yanagi's Weekly Girls are explained in more detail in his character story. Minato tells the first years that Yanagi picked seven girls and nicknamed them Miss Monday, Miss Tuesday, etc. He got in trouble when Miss Friday got her important father to call the school and complain about him. Yanagi says she broke their promise, which was to not get serious about each other.
²; Sucré nuage translates to sugary cloud in French.
